I just asked a straight boy if he wanted to hang out some time. Maybe we can stare at hot chicks together and I can hide my sexuality!

sarcastic excitement



instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via cuntcheetah)